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you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.
Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!
by harmonica March 30, 2021
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Hormonasaurus

Common association or name given to a woman or pack of women who are experiencing hormonal overload before, during or after (frankly at anytime) her menstration cycle.

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My wife is such a hormonasaurus during her period.

The pack of Hormonasauruses are tearing that man to pieces.
by Papa Fiez July 31, 2010
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playing the hairmonica

performing cunnilingus or oral sex
Kathleen was hesitant to commit to the new man in her life, as he was cocky, belligerent, mean and smelly; though he was adept at playing the hairmonica.
by chaunky smelderbodom September 29, 2013
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pittsburgh harmonica

The act of physically lifting up a girl above one's shoulders and orally pleasuring her in a side to side fashion. Only accomplished by individuals with grotesque upper body strength .
Wiz just gave that girl a Pittsburgh harmonica.
by Kurtis K May 4, 2008
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artificial harmonic

A harmonic created when your finger hits the string immediately following the pick. It's the high pitched squealing sound often heard in metal music and is also called a pinch harmonic.
Guitarists like Zakk Wylde and Dimebag Darrell have popularized artificial harmonics.
by fecal matter April 2, 2005
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sad harmonica

when you sneeze while eating a girl out, and it makes a 'phhhbbrrrrtt' sound
I've got to take my allergy medication more regularly: I gave Angie a sad harmonica last night
by ChocolateyShatner January 31, 2017
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czechoslovakian harmonica

When you have your female partner bent over on all fours and have 2/5ths of your tongue in her anus and 2 fingers in her vagina whilst simultaneously stimulating the clitoris reach-around style with the other hand
Monica glared deeply into the windows of my soul, desperately aching to be serenaded by the Czechoslovakian Harmonica
by The Kydd December 19, 2020
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