hooman nouri 

A persian dude who pours shampoo on random peoples heads and gets hella pussy .

Hooman nouri is my sandnigger

hooman nouri by Ggujnvghjjk June 1, 2017

Hooman 

A guy who is usually Persian and is quite nice. He tends to be a bit arrogant but is sweet at the end of the day.

Hooman is a good sport.

Hooman by Raven cloak January 2, 2018

Sexy hooman 

Nayif is the literal definition of a sexy hooman

Nier:Nayif is such a sexy hooman
Nayif:why thank you

Sexy hooman by Nayifurdad September 4, 2018

Hooman 

A man with a VERY giant penis.

hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night

Hooman by rowfoiowrfjwo October 29, 2010

Hooman 

A giant penis attached to a would-be law student

Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night

Hooman by Skank 1 February 5, 2005

Hooman 

A cute way of addressing another human being

Hey! Hooman

Hooman by theironman February 18, 2018

Hooman 

The Word A Alien Thing Uses To Say They Are Human Being

Hello Fellow Hooman beings I am a other Hooman

Hooman by Foffhtt March 23, 2017