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Hoochie wagon 

A girl that is such a hoe, or a slut, that you cant describe it.
Man 1:"Dayyyum that girls got a fatty, I think I'm gonna go talk to her."

Man 2:"Dont do it. Shes such a hoochie wagon."
Hoochie wagon by T Twix W February 18, 2009

Hoochie Daddy Szn 

The male version of hot girl summer

Positive take on hoochie daddy’s - guys who are dressed well and looking to make some new female ~friends~ during the warm weather. Often showing thighs and chest while being cleaned up with a fresh cut.
This summer the thighs and smiles are gonna be out because it is Hoochie Daddy Szn.
The girls got hot girl summer but now we got Hoochie Daddy Szn
a female who appears to match a set of characteristics including: trashy, often inappropriately tight dress (with or without pudge overflowing waistband); eyebrows shaved and penciled back on in dramatic fashion; heavy, mostly monotonic makeup with dark lipstick; large, gaudy, costume-grade jewlery. Frequently accompanied by multiple children from different fathers (see baby-daddy).
"Damn, did you Estela's sister at the sideshow last night? Sportin' a camel toe through her jeans, cornrows, you know she's a straight-up hoochie"
hoochie by Jay-dub May 19, 2004

Hoochie Crawl 

Alex: Go get me something from the backseat
Hannah: I'm not going to hoochie crawl my way back there!

Hoochi Mama 

A girl or lady that dresses trashy and revealing her body to the utmost. Tight and skimpy clothing.
Britney Spears Dreses like a Hoochi Mama.
Hoochi Mama by Biff2 September 24, 2006

hoochie mama 

Couchie is adapted from the French word coucher for "to go to bed" (like our word "couch", which you can lie down on). And around the turn of the century in really gritty clubs and circuses (and for a long time after that) women who danced suggestively rolling their hips were "hootchie coutchie" dancers, or dancing the "hootchie coochie".
These women were not considered morally upright in the general public, so calling a woman a hootchie cooch was calling her a tramp, especially if dressed in a way that is meant to be provocative and showy. Hootchie mama is a variation on this term. (And could get you beat down if you call a woman that.)
That Britney Spears ain't never gonna get her kids back going into the courtroom dressed like a hoochie mama.

That daughter of yours thinks she looks cute in her short skirt and bare midriff, but to the guys at school she just looks real hootchie.

"Now folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher. She was a red hot hootchie coocher..." - Minnie the Moocher (Cab Calloway - 1930)
hoochie mama by Marion R November 7, 2007