hockey ass

having a large bubble butt

GD gunther has a hockey ass

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 6, 2021

hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt

gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 7, 2021

Cracker-Ass Honky

A white person (usually male), who comes across as "square" to black people. He has no swagger. He possesses none of the essential characteristics of someone to whom others easily relate.

An un-hip whitey.

(1) If you had to look this up, you are probably a cracker-ass honky!

(2) Stephen Baldwin is a cracker-ass honky.

by Jick Rames, Snitch! December 17, 2011

ass hockey

Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

by Archie Fiftington February 10, 2007

jive ass honky

a white man who thinks he is totally awesome, but who is definitely not.

bill: I'm the bees knees.
Tikwanza: Shut the fuck up you jive ass honky.

by deathViking December 2, 2007

thicc ass honky

What Elesia is.

“Elesia is a thicc ass honky.”

by ween disease January 13, 2018

Cold-Ass Honky

A complimentary term used to describe certain Caucasians that are pumped up on some shit from the thrift shop. It is derived from "cold-ass", slang for cool or cool-looking, and "honky" slang for a white person.

"Do you see that dude Cameron? Damn, he's a cold-ass honky."

by @TheYoungle October 17, 2012