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Happiness Hangover

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.
Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!
by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011
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hangover wank

the act of masturbation to over come the ill effects of hangover.
wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!
by jimmykay47 November 22, 2011
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Hong Kong Police

The police force of Hong Kong. They are, by the loosest definition, a civil service. Among many things, they are known for:

- Using live rounds on peaceful demonstrators
- Beating innocent civilians with batons and rubber bullets
- Enforcing the unjust laws of Carrie Lam with excessive force
- Using bribes to protect actual criminals
- Rape

They have violated international laws almost every day, and, in my honest opinion, each member is not entitled to their job, or life for that matter.
Fuck Carrie Lam and the Hong Kong Police. They both deserve punishment beyond their worst dreams.
by TheBagelPeople September 7, 2020
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hondose

A low dose of hormones (like 2 mg estrogen and 50 mg spiro) in a transgender woman that produces inadequate suppression of testosterone and feminization and causes them to look like a hon. Also: hondosed, hondosing.
Ashley's dumbass endo hondosed her for 3 years so she still has high testosterone and looks like a man.
by Violet890 August 19, 2021
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hong ho

The act of mating with eskimos. Though lost its meaning over the years, it is still used by some nunavut tribes and areas around Vostok (Antarctica).
Fool 1: My boy just pulled a hong ho in my igloo with that hooded chick and has been in there for the past 2 hours.

Fool 2: Dude I don't think that's a chick, that's a walrus!
by Bazza Kay June 16, 2010
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Hangout Fortress

by not flamez May 2, 2021
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Hangover Paint

Hangover Paint (noun) a bowel movement which happens after a night of extremely heavy drinking which may or may not have included a poor dinner choice.

The act of passing the movement often feels much like a levee breaking and flooding a Ukrainian town with toxic red sludge.

The viscosity of the movement varies depending on the drinking of the night before, but usually involves a hard "plug" of matter followed by a anal waterfall of muddy post-digested muddy chunks of frozen pizza, pizza bites, hot-pockets and other late night snacks.

This process happens explosively and instantaneously, causing caustic splattering of the toilet bowl and turning the water into a bubbling cauldron of acrid bodily waste. Unless the room is properly ventilated with a ceiling shower vent, two windows, ceiling fan and a door open, the bathroom containing the bodily oil spill will be uninhabitable.

This type of bowel movement occurs frequently after a night of heavy drinking therefore commonly during a hangover.
The color of the deposit is consistent with that of mixing all the paints in home depot, thus the paint.

Hangover paint cannot be washed off the bowl by repeated flushing and requires toilet cleaning or replacement.
You wouldn't believe the hangover paint i just laid down in the bathroom, your going to have to hold your breath while you take that shower.
by Belair86 January 19, 2011
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