A person who would use a bucket on the end of a rope to dip into a cesspool and remove "honeydew" (raw sewage) to transfer to a container (usually a large wooden barrel) on wheels and remove from premises and dump elsewhere. Late Victorian euphemism. Also, slang for a stupid, unskilled person; similar to a "ditch digger."

He's so unskilled he'd have difficulty finding a job as a honeydew dipper.

honeydew dipper by Fasciseus April 1, 2019

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Honeydew on a Stick

Something constructed supposedly in one's likeness, in an attempt to fool others into thinking that the object constructed is actually that person.

1. The 'tard stuck a honeydew on a stick and put it on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady stuck a gimuntuan pillow under his blankets so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

Honeydew on a Stick by Phak Yoo November 17, 2004

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Honeydew

1. The creamy, white substance produced by a woman during arousal. It's the body's natural response to sexual excitement, coming from glands around the vagina to prepare for intercourse.

2. An affectionate term used to describe the result of female arousal, symbolizing the natural reaction of the body. This fluid is different from the fluid produced during squirting.

"After oral sex, she had a bit of honeydew.”
“Oh, I know she was enjoying it because I could see the honeydew.”

Honeydew by RodeoBird May 22, 2024

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