homozoned

When a girl you like turns out to be actually homosexual

That girl is very pretty but, she hangs out with girls I hope I don't get homozoned

by Kloud with a K April 24, 2014

homoconfudesperation

Like confudesperation however this condition affects the mind so badly that people may suddenly fall in love with members of the same sex, while still claiming they are straight. However often, the sufferer is just confused. Again, very common in south east england.

I reckon Michael's homoconfudesperate...i swear he's been giving aaron funny looks recently.

by NowImLost July 18, 2005

homoconstipation

When a homosexual refuses to come out, about his sexuality.

I think Bill is gay, but he's suffering from homoconstipation, and won't tell anyone.

by Crubase June 24, 2009

homoconfuzzled

Confused and puzzled about how the gay community works

She was not homophobic she was just homoconfuzzled.

by Aritjdbsjakbfd August 1, 2021

horoconetelletesis

A blue spiky hat.

"Woah, look at that horoconetelletesis!"
"What?"

by jiggilibu December 12, 2023