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homepwnership

Annoying maintenance/labor/money costs of owning a home. You may own the house, but the house pwns you.
Yeah, sure, you're building your equity or whatever, but you also have to fix plumbing, redo the roof, and mow the lawn. Homepwnership ain't for me, broseph.
by 82times January 3, 2009
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Homeowner

-Dude that guy over there is such a homeowner
-Nah man hes cool, he def just rents.
by Ralphus May 2, 2004
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homeowner

A pimp (esp. a man) who earns their income not by dealing members of the opposite sex, but members of the same sex (eg. other men).

Often used as a derogatory term to imply that someone is so gay that they may as well be a gay spokesperson.
That shirt makes you look like such a homeowner.
by Jilhad September 18, 2006
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Homeowner

Derived from "homo" and "ner". A homosexual male with a small penis.
I'm not a homeowner. I rent.
by The Snailfather April 8, 2005
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Homeownershit

Noun-1. the state of possessing a domicile that is in need of constant, annoying repairs. 2. The activites necessary to keep your domicile in good repair
1. Homeownershit sucks; I wish I still lived with mom.
2. I've been so busy with all my homeownershit that I haven't had any time to trim my toe nails.
by Agirlnamedlu October 15, 2011
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homeowner

A pimp (esp. a man) who earns their income not by 'managing' members of the opposite sex, but members of the same sex (eg. other men).
Stop being such a homeowner, you know I'm not that way inclined. I don't want any of your 'merchandise'.
by Jilhad September 17, 2008
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Homeowner While Black

It refers to the practice of police questioning or arresting a Black homeowner in his own house for no apparent reason.
Henry Louis Gates Jr., the pre-eminent African-American studies scholar at Harvard, was arrested for Homeowner While Black after a neighbor reported of two Black men breaking into his home. Mr. Gates had just arrived back from a trip to China and found his front door jammed. He entered through the back door. When the police arrived he was questioned, produced ID to prove he lived there, and was arrested.
by crazymerican July 21, 2009
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