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Halcomb

A sexual term and a slightly different version of the Heffelfinger. Instead of the males finger going from the females ass to her mouth, his finger goes from his ass to his mouth during sex.
She was so turned on by seeing him halcomb himself, she did it too...I think thats how a guy, a girl and a cup started!
by Halcomb King January 13, 2010
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Holcombe

It is a person who lacks common-sense.
Taylor is a holcombe!
by Retarted-Ass November 8, 2013
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Holcombe

A white middle aged southern dad who wears pollo shirts and cargo pants who usually can be found hanging out at a country club or playing golf. He has a very heavy accent and can be mildly racist. Usually lives in suburban areas. Hobbies are grilling, watching college football, hunting and playing golf. He also usually has a fat son that he is very proud of. He often says “my son!” or “that’s my boy!” When talking about him. He is also extremely conservative and doesn’t like liberals at all cause they piss him off.
Some Holcombe called the cops on us for sneaking into the country club.

Did you see that Holcombe get in argument with the Starbucks lady? He refused to call her by her pronouns.
by AhYesh69 April 7, 2024
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Dirty Holcombe

When your in your lady friend and she needs a wee, you quickly slam her as hard and fast as you can until you blow man chunks into her baby making canal and then let her do her business on your face whilst the hot white nectar of your nuts drips out as well.
Lad 1: oh man I totally let that gorgeous lass from last night dirty Holcombe all over me
Lad 2: haha you dirty old sailor you.
by MrMooftySanch July 8, 2021
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peyten holcumb

Any person with the first name Peyten and last name Holcumb is a complete utter cum guzzler in that order. This person also loves memes from 9gag.
Man this dude is a Peyten Holcumb, I heard he liked Doge memes.
by DaNkMeMeseS April 19, 2018
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