Hoebag

A hoebag is a misunderstood word, that actually means nothing bad and is said with love. It means you are an idiot, or a stupid hoe.

Kalin is a hoebag

by dyalnnn January 03, 2018

Hoebag

A little slag who makes your friends' boyfriend cheat on her, while she simultaneously cheats on her boyfriend and even then, her boyfriend takes her back and your friends ends up alone.

EMILY HAYES IS A MOTHERFUCKING HOEBAG WITH NO TITS AND HORSEE TEETH.

by Killer.Killjoy June 04, 2014

Hoebag

A person is a hoe but you dont want to say hoe so you say hoebag

Your mom is such a hoebag.

by kgrant November 23, 2011

Hoebag

A hoe in a bag

Cara is such a whore, and shes in a bag. She must be a hoebag

by Pantalones Grandes October 28, 2008

Hoebag

A bag full of Hoe.

I think I might pop out to the local Hoe-mart and get me a nice tasty Hoebag.

by Rafiki from the lion king February 27, 2009

hoebag

1. A female who loves penis in general.
2. A female who will do anything sexually with any penis.

Speaker 1: I was at this party once and I saw this chick getting all of her holes filled at once.
Speaker 2: Damn, wutta hoebag!

by Nick December 22, 2003

hoebag

an overnight bag you keep in your car filled with things like extra underpants and condoms, because you never know where you might end up.

Sally brought her hoebag over to Chuck's house last night!

by LaurenKK1117 September 04, 2008