Holy Shit

A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.

person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)

by bennycnz February 01, 2011

Holy Shit

In a literal sense, it is simply shit with holes in it.

Can theoretically be made by:

1: Performing anal sex on someone who's full of it causing one's dick to poke holes in their shit before they squeeze them out.

2:Finding some pre-defecated monster turds and shooting holes in it with a bb gun.

1. I fucked that slut in the ass so hard she had holy shit!

2. I'm so bored, I'd go out behind WalMart and shoot craps with a bb gun if I had one. And I don't mean with dice either. I wanna convert some feces into holy shit!

by Mick the Dick September 20, 2011

holy shit

An expression by which some people identify their deity.

"I saw you come out of a church Sunday."

"Holy shit!"

by Downstrike May 29, 2004

holy shit

exsperion said when surpized, scared or amazed.
alos can be used to refer to shit of some religous relivance

1) A pope goes to the bathroom, this is considered holy shit.

2) Holy shit! Chuck Norris counted to infinity for a thrid time!?!

by mike!@ November 23, 2007

Holy Shit!

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.

Holy Shit! -- I fucking shot a bucket!

by USAF Cadet December 28, 2020

Holy Shit

An unusually large shit taken by a gay man; the shit literally grazes the prostate for so long that it causes anal stimulation and eventually sexual climax

The man discovered a new form of masturbation as the holy shit pushed through his tight anus

by rdodge April 17, 2014

Holy Shit

when the woman does not want anal sex but the man does. He performs the sneak attack and sticks his penis into her ass when she is not expecting causing her to yell Holy Shit!

Jenna did not want to do anal, but i did. So i gave her the Holy Shit.

by Jet Lewis March 17, 2008