Dick Hiker

A woman who fucks her way up the corporate ladder.

Person 1: "Man, how did Jane get promoted to head of Accounting?"

Person 2: "Because she's a Dick Hiker!"

by TheRealB-rad December 1, 2009

Hickerlacker

A demon.
A vile creature, made from a green wax-like substance.
Said to strike fear into the hearts of those who dare look upon it.
Commonly found along the East coast of England.
Preys on young children.

"Don't go out after dark children, or the Hickerlacker will get you!"
"Hickerlacker Hickerlacker Hickerlacker, RUN!"

by LadyMidnight September 11, 2012

bitch hiker

n. A hypocritical hitch hiker that compains about the use of automobiles out of perceived anti-tech, possibly pro-environmental concerns, yet continues to utilize the services of said automobile.

Shana thinks people who drive are idiots even though she still hitches rides with them; she's a real bitch hiker.

by Yanev September 11, 2005

Poop Hiker

When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker

Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker

by Teddy butt October 19, 2016

French Hiker Syndrome

A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries

Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again

by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it

the pangalatic gargle blaster

by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005

hickery dickery dock

the mouse sucked off my cock

sponsored by doctor seuss, hickery dickery dock, the mouse sucked off my cock.

by Zerkun Designs February 13, 2018