A distributed collection of wanking by many at the same time. Something that would likely be triggered by a major event such as mass encouraged working from home.
Woah, with everyone working from home at the moment, there must be some serious hive wanking going on.
by snowmoon March 16, 2020
Get the hive wank mug.The collective minds of the majority of humans operating as a conglomerate singular entity rooted in self loathing and fear of the unknown with the sole purpose of persecuting those who have escaped the hive mentality or perhaps more accurate to say, were never a part of the hive mentality. People will copy each other in social settings to not stand out because everyone assumes that if you stand out you will be shunned, which usually happens. Persecution of individuals who do not deem in necessary to ascribe to the group survival mechanisms that pervade humanity. Hive mentality makes cultural phenomenon such as bullying, gossip, slander, hate crimes, and community mobbing possible and not only possible but inevitable. Those who have escaped the matrix of the mind ruled by ego, naturally, shine as lights in a world where fear and rejection of the truth is everywhere in everyone to at least some degree. To seek the assumed welfare of all humans, hive mentality has materialized to ensure that the functionality of the system happens at the expense of outliers rejected as threats to the system.
"Let's gossip about him/her because he/she is different and makes us question ourselves and then proceed to run a smear campaign against them, further harassing them and making them feel worthless so they feel that they have no one in life to be their friend"
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"Dear community. I need some hive justice. I'm facing a lawsuit for $18,000 from a stock photo site that claims I stole one of their photos, when in fact they stole it from me!"
"Oh man, James had so much crap done to him IRL after he posted that YouTube of him abusing a cat. That's some hive justice right there."
"Oh man, James had so much crap done to him IRL after he posted that YouTube of him abusing a cat. That's some hive justice right there."
by Philosophistry April 6, 2009
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Get the hive hypothesis mug.The act of Cocooning Multiple people, like an entire family. A Real REAL man can do this easily in one night, but frequent Cocoon only practicers may have difficulty Cocooning an entire family.
This is commonly used as a threat by incapable men or herms.
This is commonly used as a threat by incapable men or herms.
How to use 'Hive Cocooning':
(Casual insult)Person A: "Hey Austin, I fucked your mother last night."
(Bravo worthy insult!)Person A: "Hey Austin, I Hive Cocooned your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers last night."
Or, as an authentic story:
Person A: "Yeah, I was having an orgy with your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers and my condom broke. I ended up Hive Cocooning all of them..."
Person B: "At least you tried to use a condom.."
Person A: "Expect more relatives on the way.."
(Casual insult)Person A: "Hey Austin, I fucked your mother last night."
(Bravo worthy insult!)Person A: "Hey Austin, I Hive Cocooned your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers last night."
Or, as an authentic story:
Person A: "Yeah, I was having an orgy with your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers and my condom broke. I ended up Hive Cocooning all of them..."
Person B: "At least you tried to use a condom.."
Person A: "Expect more relatives on the way.."
by \/olpe May 15, 2010
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