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Hippopotacrit

An overwieght person who orders a skinny person to eat less or exercise more. Derived from hipocrit, and hippotamus.
That fat chick just told me to go for a run. What a hippopotacrit.
by ellyo December 3, 2009
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Hippopotomobbsession

A disorder in which an individual has an uncontainable, indescribable, irrational and extraordinary love for Hippos. It isn't curable and is highly contagious. Person's with Hippopotomobbsession often dream of frollicking in meadows with hippos. They also own numerous Hippo themed objects.
Dude, Hippopotomobbsession is the best disorder EVA
by Hippolover 007 December 5, 2010
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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia

Fear of long words. Since 'sesquipedaliaphobia' already means fear of long words, the other part is added on by those with hypopseudoliteratiobfuscationarianism.
"Homer retaliated, triggering Aesop's hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia with a hypopseudoliteratiobfuscationarionisticism of his own before jumping to a floccinaucinihilipilification of the whole process."
by DC Dave October 14, 2016
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Jimmy: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Joe: STOP IT!!!
Jimmy: you have a major case of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
by nunya bizness! January 4, 2008
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian

Pertains to a very long word.
Antidisestablishmentarianism is exceedingly hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian, but cannot compete with floccinaucinihilipilification.
by Ivor Biggen March 29, 2004
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Hippopotamus

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam
Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus
by Eggineer December 27, 2019
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double hippopotamus

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".
Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.
by mossyrock September 3, 2014
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