Hiney spider

See also Dingleberry

I need to get rid of these hiney spiders, they are a real hinderance!

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

Spider Hiney

Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.

"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."

by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005

Hiney Sludge

Hiney Sludge is a common form of diarrhea that resembles the consistency of Mississippi Mud Pie. It often pours out of the asshole, slapping against the toilet water with the assistance of multiple fart blasts. This typically leads to “Poseidons Kiss”, or the splashing of water onto The Asshole. Though it is less severe than Hiney Piss, Hiney Sludge could be pretty chaotic and inconvenient and in fact cause Raw Asshole as well. Hiney Sludge is often referred to as “The Cousin Of Hiney Piss”.

Friend: “Brah I uber just took the most disgusting diarrhea. It just dumped out of my asshole and water splashed on my butthole!!”

“Damn brah, sounds like you just released some Hiney Sludge! Keep an eye on it, the last thing you need is Hiney Piss”

Friend: “Oh well, Weenie McFeenie brah”

by NippleBob Crane May 23, 2022

hiney-hoo

The area of skin that separates a woman's vulva apart from her butthole.

"Omg Brad, I'm so sorry about all of that pubic hair on my hiney-hoo!"

by lolimanidiot827366 April 29, 2016

Second Hiney

When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.

"I'm self conscious in a bikini because it shows off my second hiney"

by BatShitCrazy87 August 15, 2015

Hiney Piss

The most extreme form of diarrhea a human being can encounter. The signature key to knowing you are suffering from Hiney Piss is the fact that it literally sounds like you are pissing from your asshole. There is absolutely no solidity to this form of diarrhea, it is pure liquid. Hiney Piss is not a one time event either, usually a human being will suffer from Hiney Piss for an entire day, or even longer. A major side effect of Hiney Piss is a Raw Asshole. This is due to the constant wiping that is being done when suffering from Hiney Piss. It is recommended to use Wet Wipes when dealing with Hiney Piss.

Friend: "Dude are you okay? The bathroom smells like a rotting corpse!"

"I'm okay brah, I am just suffering from some really bad Hiney Piss"

by NippleBob Crane February 12, 2021

hiney five

A Hines five is an open handed smack on the ass. Like a high five but on the butt.

She gave such a good blow job when she turned around to go clean up I gave her a hiney five

by notmeinkc May 3, 2022