Hiney spider

See also Dingleberry

I need to get rid of these hiney spiders, they are a real hinderance!

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

Spider Hiney

Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.

"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."

by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005

Second Hiney

When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.

"I'm self conscious in a bikini because it shows off my second hiney"

by BatShitCrazy87 August 15, 2015

paper hiney

Not a real hiney, but one made of paper... speaking but not making any sense about something.

"You talk like a boy with a paper hiney!

by smoocharoon October 10, 2017

hiney-hoo

The area of skin that separates a woman's vulva apart from her butthole.

"Omg Brad, I'm so sorry about all of that pubic hair on my hiney-hoo!"

by lolimanidiot827366 April 29, 2016

Rat's hiney

The anus of the rat. I don't give a rat's hiney means I don't give a shit, I don't care, it is the same to me, it is not my business, something that is careless

I don't give a rat's hiney if I lose my job.

by willymon October 11, 2012

hiney five

A Hines five is an open handed smack on the ass. Like a high five but on the butt.

She gave such a good blow job when she turned around to go clean up I gave her a hiney five

by notmeinkc May 3, 2022