Facebook Hike

When an assemblage of teenage girls (not necessarily friends) go on a hike for the purpose of taking "cute" pictures and putting them up on Facebook. The Facebook community is then bamboozled into thinking that these girls have exciting and adventurous lives.

Sue: OMG! Did you see these adorable pictures of Therese and Brooke, they look like they are having so much fun!
James: Don't trip girl its just a Facebook Hike.

by JumpinBilly August 13, 2010

Hike the Appalachian Trail

To have a sexual encounter or affair, named after the infamous disappearance of South Carolina Governor Sanford, originally thought to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but was having an extra marital affair in Argentina.

I wanted to Hike the Appalachian Trail in the back seat of my dad's Lincon after prom, but my date wasn't drunk enough.

by scexpat June 24, 2009

Hakeem Olajuwon

One of the greatest Houston Rocket NBA Players.

Hakeem Olajuwon is "steady".

by KJ2006 April 20, 2006

Hiker Midnight

Hiker Midnight is 9:00 pm. This is the time that the sun is definitely down and most serious and mannerly hikers will be going to sleep such that they can get 8 or more hours sleep before a daybreak departure.

It was past hiker midnight when those a*holes showed up making all kinds of noise and began cooking dinner! They kept me up half the night...Sucked!

Please do your best to arrive early or to make little noise in a campsite/shelter after 9:00 pm...

by Pay Per View August 9, 2012

hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.

Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.

by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007

Hakeem

Intelligent, Wise Before His Time, Usually Good Looking

Hakeem always knows what to do.

by GuttaBlossom March 14, 2017

Hieee

The gay mating call! There's no meaning behind it and nobody really knows why its said or why its popular. Greeting made popular by Rupaul's Drag Race season 5 runner up, Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from planet glam0tron. Hieee is also the name of her song which features the 'Rules' of going to a drag show. This is usually said by Rupaul's Drag Race Fans.

Rupaul : Alaska! Hi!
Alaska Thunderfuck : Hieee
Drag Race Fans : Hieee
Rupaul : Hieee
Alaska Thunderfuck : Hieee
Canada : Hieee
Uk : Hieee
The world : Hieee

by ChanelCoco October 8, 2015