Hignett Suprise

This is a common strategy used by child molesters throughout the western hemisphere. This is when one roams parties scouting for young intoxicated females. The prey (the females) usually are completely passed out throughout this event and will have no recollection whatsoever. The Hignett (the sexual predator) will then violate the prey in numerous unorthodox activities until his molesting session is unbosomed. Once discovered, the Hignett then denies all activities that occurred that night and uses the excuse of being completely intoxicated (when he never took a sip of alcohol). At times the victim does awake, and the Hignett will flee from fear of being sued for the acts of the Hignett Suprise .

That Hignett gave her the Hignett Suprise.

by Jason Hignett May 14, 2005

Highentology

A spoof on Scientology with the purpose of uniting cannabis users from California and worldwide. Highentology is accepting and supporting cannabis in a more contemporary form. No longer will the *dirty pothead* define cannabis users and the word marijuana will not be used in relation to Highentology. Highentology is to be clean and proactive and somewhat contemporary.

Please my fellow Highentologists, spread the truth about cannabis and no longer believe and support the attitudes of prohibition for the past 80 years. The truth is being told as we speak. Highentology will be here to stay...

by PROP 215 April 28, 2010

highest of keys

Drawled out version of high key Most commonly used when desiring to describe something with specificity or disputing lowkey

Don: "Ay bro, but on the Highest of Keys, she's a hoe"
Bro: "Yeah I know, but I'd still lowkey hit."
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Bonnie: "Lowkey, Tyrone is bomb af."

Jas: "No, on the Highest of Keys he is!"
*Fits of Laughter*

by Bullshitter101 December 31, 2014

Highentist

Someone who gets all scientific when they are high.

Ben is a brainiact, when he smokes weed he turns into a Highentist.

by esk1mo February 12, 2018

fantastic,endurance to highest degree

to be highly gifted and talented. the defeator of cathal rodgers.

brilliant in the bebdroom

by former girlfriend December 3, 2003

Highest Common Denominator

A discrete reference in the homosexual community for a homosexual ("common") male that is both a pitcher ("highest") and a catcher ("denominator").

Such terminology is necessary so that homosexual males can easily and discretely identify themselves to other homosexuals as a top, bottom, or both.

He identified himself as a Highest Common Denominator on his online dating profile to broaden the pool of potential homosexual partners.

by iamred December 7, 2009

Idiot of the Highest Degree

a type of insecure male who cannot keep his dick in his pants, constantly waving it around for Sadie to see. Sadie will always try and castrate him anyway

Idiot of the highest degree! zip that thing up!

by enthusiastic.maggot January 18, 2017