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What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.
<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)
by B-Drac January 28, 2007
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a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win
Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!
by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009
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A person will use this greeting when he or she forgets the other person's name and tries to hide that fact.
Person 1: Hey, Mike!
Person 2: Hey you! How is that thing coming along with that other thing??..
Person 1: You don't remember my name do you?
Person 2: No. =(
by felenoral September 30, 2007
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the funniest qoute from the movie "Step Brothers"
you probably looked this up because you lolz so hard at the qoute that you decide to go on urban dictionary to lolz some more. or because you listen to Slayer and leik mudkipz
Will Ferrell:who's the retard?
John C.Reilly: You
Will Ferrell: Hey you dont say that!
by VoltronLadiesMan August 5, 2010
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Hey you ! out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me
Hey you ! Standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles, can you feel me
Hey you ! don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight.
Hey you ! out there on your own
sitting naked by the phone would you touch me
Hey you ! with your ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out would you touch me
Hey you ! would you help me to carry the stone
Open your heart, I'm coming home
But it was only a fantasy
The wall was too high as you can see
No matter how he tried he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain.
Hey you ! out there on the road
Doing what you're told, can you help me
Hey you ! out there beyond the wall
Breaking bottles in the hall, can you help me
Hey you ! don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall.
by TornReality October 2, 2004
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A greeting used by a women to tell a man that she wants his dick in and around her vaginal areas. Most commonly used in romantic situations.
Women : "hey you"
Man: "hang on let me buy some rubbers"
by Waddup333 March 17, 2009
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