Heisenberg

An absolute DILF. Frome resident evil 8

Man I would love to fück Heisenberg

by 1-800-simps-a lot June 20, 2021

The Heisenberg effect

When a person impacts people around them in a negative way. The people affected will become anxious and traumatised.

The word comes from the way Heisenberg (Walter White) mentally impacted the people around him and got them into danger, trouble and so on.

The Heisenberg effect greatly impacted Jesse's mental health throughout 'Breaking Bad'

by Mio the kid June 9, 2022

heisenberg

The last great German airship of the 1930's. It crashed because they could say where it was, or how fast it was going, but never both at the same time........

A Physicist's joke, based on a combination of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and the German airship Hindenburg.

"He's had three beers at lunchtime and now he's wandering round the office like the Heisenberg."

by eighthofseven November 8, 2007

heisenberg

verb (frequently with -"up")

To unintentionally change the observable characteristics of something, by the actions performed to make an observation. Derived from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

Design Engineer: "Why did you report that my board's 12v rail drops out under such a low current load? My rail does NOT sag when the board is installed in any of our products. How are you testing this?"

Test Engineer: "I'm using a huge giant solenoid to make/break the cooling fan's power contact, that's the only way to override the software's fan control. Since it's a 12v solenoid, I figured I'd just source its current from the board. All I gotta do is turn on the fan, and your board eats shit. It's a tiny little fan, why did you use such a pussy-ass voltage regulator?

Design engineer: "The fan isn't doing this, dumb shit. It's you, Heisenberging up my board with your solenoid. Find your own power supply for your horseshit test setup, better yet find me a real test engineer."

by spider kidzs January 4, 2022

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.

The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.

by SaintAmbrose July 29, 2022

Heisenbergsslut

A tiktok celebrity that makes my singing monster and art related posts.

"Hey did you see that tiktok by heisenbergsslut? It was so funny!"

by gghhfdetvbj July 21, 2023

Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg

Matthias is Heisenberg, not the breaking bad one but the quantum genius, mind = blown!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Heisenberg in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg, quantum leaps in acting bro!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023