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Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.
Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021
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Finland Helicopter

Finland Helicopter

To grab your flaccid penis and rotate it wildly in a clockwise or counter clockwise in a rotor-like fashion. Resembling a helicopter. You must achieve a maximum speed of 69 rotations per second to achieve flight with this action.

May be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or an adverb to fit any kind of sentence.
Jeff just started his Finland Helicopter and flew out of the window!
by BMJimmer November 22, 2010
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heizounation

a group/nation of people who love Heizou.
1: ''I am a part of the heizounation''.

2: ''Heizou is so cool''

3: ''want to join the heizounation?''

4: ''I am already a part of the heizounation''
by TeeTree_80 November 7, 2022
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Especially Heinous

Two words used together to describe sexual based criminal offenses. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
by K-DOG March 19, 2014
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helicopter parent

A parent who hovers over their child, regardless of the child's needs or desires. An over protective parent who does not want their child to face any difficulty without their parent's help.
That kid's mom just went onto the field to check on his injury. All he did was slide into home. Think she's a helicopter parent??
by Iskid2astop April 7, 2009
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heichou

Heichou means a short angry elf who likes to clean and make poop jokes. He can somehow get on his horse without hesitation, don't ask me. I'm just the delivery guy.
U-..Uh! Sir, Heichou! My name is Eren Yeager.. And I'm in love with you!
by NomNomMarshmellow February 28, 2017
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Heinous bitch

Wickedly rude; someone who is bitchy for no reason; uses personal things against people; uses people for personal gain
Nay thinks she's cool, but she's just a heinous bitch.
by BG mommy June 5, 2009
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