Hawk Tuah

You wake up in a field of darkness. You are afraid to move, but you build up the courage to crawl. The ground you crawl upon is rough and cold. It burns your palms and knees. You grow impatient. You have to walk. You have to walk, but you're too afraid. You keep crawling. Your skin starts to peel off, yet you still refuse to walk.

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by for sale: burger, never eat September 8, 2024

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Hawk-tuah

One move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time.

Hawk-tuah! Spit on that thang.

by rogueassassin969 June 23, 2024

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Hawk Tuah

An offensive phrase, used to describe the sound of someone spitting.

A: "Aw man I lost to B in a fight"
B: "Hawk Tuah!"
A: "Don't spit on me, that's gross!"

by BouncyBonBon November 22, 2024

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In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.

Hawk Tuah is once again on another podcast and both parties have no idea why.

by pornstitute August 5, 2024

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by funnypiano July 15, 2024

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