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Hassoe

Similar to the well known term ' Hassle ' but forged in a rash devon tongue dialect after 15 pints of scrumpy jack from the local thresher whilst you flick through the local express and echo or herald express only to find photos of hairy men holding up fish they caught .. riveting.

This term instead of being used in a full sentence can be boomed aloud as a derogative statement to something that would normally mean you have to lift an actual finger or get up off your fat behind.

"HASS-O"
Example 1 :

Dorris : " can you do me a favour and tighten up my bra? "
Me : " HASSOE "

Example 2 :

Man:" I have to go to work "
Me : " HASSOE "
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Hassis

When someone is too dumb and too easily disgusted.
Toni has been acting too girly lately, what a hassis!
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hassole

Larger than average in size.
That kid has a hassole penis
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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