To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.
After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.
I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.
I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.
by JoeCaine June 12, 2009
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1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
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by brownie_halsey March 28, 2022
Get the mexi_halsey mug.Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008
Get the unholy hasselhoff mug.the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.
by msmel March 18, 2010
Get the hasselhoffing mug.v. To infiltrate another person's computer when he/she has left the room and change his/her desktop wallpaper image to something of crude and/or humorous nature. Though it is not mandatory, it is preferable that the new image involve Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff.
However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.
Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.
Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
Oh my gosh! Not only did Jim hasselhoff my desktop, but he also hasselhoffed the underwear texture on my character!
by StoryQueen August 1, 2011
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Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"
Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"
by jeffery balls November 8, 2007
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