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five minutes and a hair tie

tiktok slang, euphemism for giving a man oral. the hair tie is used to get hair out of the way while preforming the oral, and the "5 minutes" part is saying how long it will take to preform it.
beatlemaniac 1: *texts picture of john lennon 1964*
beatlemaniac 2: "five minutes and a hair tie."
by johnlennonswaifu April 9, 2026
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Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.
by Jason July 11, 2016
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hairtie syndrome

adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.

n. Any somewhat loose coochie.
"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."

"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."
by Radishimoe July 1, 2008
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Hairtiehobo

Much like a hobosexual...
A hair tie hobo is a man that’s older has nowhere to live and can’t get it up and goes from relationship to relationship Performing with a hair tie
Be careful of the charms smiling with when they have nowhere to go and can’t get it up you’re dealing with a hairtiehobo
His lack of virility and sexual endeavors was worrisome and evident by the constant use of hair ties and a lack of place to live he became a hairtiehobo
by Goldsholl hobo April 10, 2020
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Hairtiehobo

Much like a hobosexual...
A hair tie hobo is a man that’s older has nowhere to live and can’t get it up and goes from relationship to relationship Performing with a hair tie
That guy has nowhere to live and can't get it up without a hair tie oh my God he's a hairtiehobo
by Goldsholl hobo April 11, 2020
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hairtie

if you take someone’s hair tie. that means you cannot kiss them
brad: yo u took julie’s hairtie
carlton: OH NO
brad: that means i can’t kiss her
by s1mr3n June 18, 2022
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ohio hairtie

When you use your best friends condom in your hair like a hairtie.
by Skits2045 February 24, 2023
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