hair pie

A diminutive cartoonish fellow with wirey dark hair, whose moustache and mono-brow are interchangeable. He also answers to the name of "Fritz"

Hey Reese, did you see Hair Pie last night? He was so shitfaced that he was eating the urinal cakes again!

by Minta Moisty April 8, 2005

Hair Pie

Hairy pussy or just some chick that you call hair pie

He said I he wants me to shave my hair pie

by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020

Hair pie

When a man releases reproductive fluids onto a woman’s pussy bush

Brad gave Vanessa a hair pie. He came in her pubic hair

by Real_cool_fella_69 September 23, 2019

Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020