Hair pie

When a man releases reproductive fluids onto a woman’s pussy bush

Brad gave Vanessa a hair pie. He came in her pubic hair

by Real_cool_fella_69 September 23, 2019

Hair Pie

Hairy pussy or just some chick that you call hair pie

He said I he wants me to shave my hair pie

by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020

stuffing hair pie

The act of having sex, typically with the girl on her back, legs behind her ears, taking cock hard and fast

I was stuffing hair pie all last night and now Hayley is sore and cranky.

by Dcarrie February 5, 2008

Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

by Wordmate October 29, 2018

hair piece

slang funny term for herpes

hey man watch out that bitch got the hair piece

by clinton smith May 20, 2008

Nic Cage Hair Piece

Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.

Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.

by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot February 25, 2011