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by the hairs on my balls

to just barely finish or complete a task
Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
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PP BALL HAIR

PP BALL HAIR is not actually what u think it is not hair on the outside of Ur Wang but it is hair in the lungs of your penis
her pp ball hair was smelly
by chodeladon mcquanka January 7, 2017
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ball hair pizza

A pizza that is topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and more predominantly, ball hair.
Joey: You want a slice of my ball hair pizza?
Ray: No thanks, I'm full
by RTheChance February 24, 2009
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juicy ball hairs

what i have
Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!
by BlackBalls1111 March 20, 2022
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[CRAMTON BALL HAIR]

When a person acts in cowardly way. Or simply cramping on Ball Hairs.
"BUD FUGGIN must be CRAMTON BALL HAIRS," what a pooh head.
by Scruffy Mc Duffy December 17, 2008
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ball hair sandwich

a delicacy consisting of male pubic hairs (generally from the testicles) and often some viscous substance such as peanut butter to maintain its form placed between two slices of bread for eating purposes.
mmmm...mmmm...this ball hair sandwich is delectable. first prize!
by Sir Beastalot May 26, 2006
mugGet the ball hair sandwichmug.

No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.
No hair off my balls.
by Nick McD September 25, 2010
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