1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick
-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...
-is that why he married that whore from michigan?
-yeah
-he is a haggard queer
-is that why he married that whore from michigan?
-yeah
-he is a haggard queer
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1. "Did you know in the film Haggard, Brandon Novak's character Dooley was also the name of Novak's real life dealer in Baltimore?"
2. "Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn and I'm about to get towed through these haggard ass corn fields and get annihilated."
2. "Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn and I'm about to get towed through these haggard ass corn fields and get annihilated."
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When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit
Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
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by Glen W. June 22, 2005
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Get the haggard mug.a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.
It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.
Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.
Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.
I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.
by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010
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Appearing worn and exhausted; gaunt.
Wild or distraught in appearance.
Wild and intractable. Used of a hawk in falconry.
Appearing worn and exhausted; gaunt.
Wild or distraught in appearance.
Wild and intractable. Used of a hawk in falconry.
That dude is haggard.
by Sqwash May 13, 2005
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