Hackney

To be of poor or crappy quality. To be jimmy rigged. To be poor. To look like a caveman.

His house is so hackney, it dosn't even have a door knob...all i has is a deadbolt.

He bought the hackney brand of cheesy poofs....

That kid buys his clothes from the goodwill...he must be hackney

That kid looks like a caveman, is he related to hackney?

by Jebusite February 9, 2009

An Abject Hackneyed Game

A Tally Hall Discord server that is the closest thing to hell on Earth. The members work as a hivemind to make everyone hate them, including the members of Tally Hall. They are very unfunny, even though they have a rule against being unfunny. Often referred to as abject.

Person 1: "I've been thinking about joining An Abject Hackneyed Game."
Person 2: "Don't"

by ebtoast March 24, 2021

Hackney Cheese Burger

A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.

Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.

by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008

Hackney Trilby

Directly influenced by the Bukakke craze that swept Japanese secondary schools in the late 90s, a Hackney Trilby is the act of several men blasting off in to a trilby (or any brimmed hat) and placing it on to the head of a subject (often male).

So called because the practise originated in Hackney amongst the homosexual gangster hairdressing scene (hence why the only people who wear trilbys in Hackney are gay hairdressers).

Dave - Did you borrow my hat last night?

Mike - Sorry mate, we were down the Angel gagging for a Hackney Trilby and it was the only one around... do you want it back?

by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008

Hackney Jacket

Slang phrase for a coffin. Named after the inner-city London Borough of Hackney.

If you do that again, we'll fit you for a Hackney Jacket.

by huntaround January 15, 2010

Buddy Hackett

The Buddy Hackett is administered when a male who has not bathed in over three days sticks his hand down his pants, rubs his hand around his balls and chode, and then takes his hand and places it over the mouth and nose of an unsuspecting person.

Our group had been hiking in the Rockies for days last summer and Sarah wouldn't stop complianing the whole time. Towards the end of the trip, I decided to give her the Buddy Hackett.

by Chris Ceci December 14, 2008

Hackney Slut

A women from hackney who is easy and knows how to handle a 9 iron

It’s that hot I am dripping like a hackney slut

by Top shaaaga June 11, 2021