Haakon

Haakon is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.

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by xxgodmasterpussy69 September 6, 2019

Haakon

Haakon is a Guy who likes gay midget porn and chinese fart porn

A:Oh your a Haakon
B: yes i am

by Big titty .qn June 8, 2021

Haaku

slang for someone who fights extremely well. also may mean someone with a very prestigious career in Martial Arts.

Did you see Mike the other day in karate? He's such a Haaku.

by Inferstrain June 14, 2017

haakon

big dick, over 15 inches.

wow that guy has a haakon dick.

by kukitissen January 8, 2019

Haakon

Most epic awesome intelligent guy. *Fortnite default dance*

Look at that retarded Haakon guy over there. what a faggot

by Hakn February 21, 2019

Haakon

Haakon is the type who thinks he is always right, also called insistent. He is a horny boy who longs for a fuck with "the chicks" as he calls it. People named Haakon are very aggressive and hard when it comes to cuddling, especially with Helena. He bites and chews the woman when he sexually harasses her.

That dude is eating her.
Yea.. he is a Haakon

by edetmulig October 5, 2021

haakan

Only reserved for brown eye and haired women that ar naturally butiful

Haakans was a flirty man

by Coco 121416 November 21, 2017