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hand hula hoop

A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)

Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.

The Game:

If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)

If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)

Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)
Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'

<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>

Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'
by Rammer January 9, 2006
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Beef Hula Hoop

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Whoop whoop hula hoop

A celebration event for when a really exciting or successful event has just occurred.
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pearl hula-hoop

A variation of the 'pearl necklace', it invovles putting a ring of semen around the recipient's waist. it requires 3 people. a recipient, and 2 donors to cover the front and back and create the ring.
"ever had a pearl hula-hoop?".
by cameron swales November 25, 2006
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Beef Hula Hoop

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Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
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New Jersey Hula Hoop

To have 4 people face away from you, tie 3 straps around your hips and butt(and one more on your pelvis if you do not have a penis) and to rotate your hips as if you were using a hula hoop to anally penetrate the 4 members around you.

note: When in New Jersey, it is more commonly referred to as the Jefferson Hula Hoop.
"Dude, me and the boys last night tried a New Jersey Hula Hoop, it was strange at first but once you get the hang of it it's actually really fun!"
by NJLover81 February 25, 2026
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