Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.

Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!

by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness is a cause that educates men and women on early signs of abuse.

by Jim Crow killer April 2, 2019

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella that spreads awareness about domestic violence. It's been said that hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle started this cause because of the abuse that he would witness his mother take on from random men.

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness is a cause that educates men and women on early signs abuse.

by hood cred April 2, 2019

You're right hand comes off?

When capcom makes a joke, but with the wrong "your".

Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
Leon: "You're right hand comes off?"

by Anonimity7 March 27, 2023

Jerk-Off Hands

When a male enters the room with obvious sented hand lotion following him around. You know he has just jerked off because men dont care about soft skin. Avoid hand shakes, high fives and games of red rover for at least 2 to 4 hours.

Bill: What smells like cucumber mellon?

Ted: I think Tim just rubbed one out.

Bill: Jerk-Off Hands

Tim: Anyone want a skittle? (extends palm full of delicious skittles)

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS November 21, 2010

Hand off

To release in one's hand without telling them

I made a hand off in chick's hand while she was laying next to me

by Jawannamakemecum October 30, 2021