hairline perm

Usually said to someone with the name xander, that has a perm and a shitty hairline.

"Look at that kids shitty as hairline"
"Ya, he's trying to hide it with his perm"
"Just because of his hairline perm, I'm gonna assume his name is xander

by Borgus G peenerton December 31, 2020

Hairline Malfunction

Literally Ben perrins

Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit

by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021

Hairline fracture

When a gal shaves up her mommy parts, leaving hair to the north and smooth lips to the south.

I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!

by Harry Ballsack September 29, 2006

Hairline Diabetic

A havin ass, lookin ass, type 3 in toes

“SUCH A HAIRLINE DIABETIC”

by Havin arse July 10, 2018

Hairline Malfunction

Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen

Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean

Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction

by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017

Hairline-ist

Where someone makes fun of your hairline

"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"

"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"

by urmum124 April 20, 2022

Among us hairline

Only the most elite members of society are seen with these. It is a privilege, but also a massive responsibility to have an among us hairline. The among us hairline is a symbol of leadership and superiority, which is why you have never seen one, for holders of the among us hairline do not show themselves amongst average human beings.

Bro got that among us hairline, damn.

by ChardNard420 September 24, 2021