Perfectly dreadful writer, considered the father of gothic horror stories. Has good ideas, but also has a fascination with long, pointless adjecties and hyperbole. Best known for the short story Call of Cthulhu among other things.
H. P. Lovecraft's writing is so predictable that even the worst translator can translate it from English to Russian to French to English and have it come out exactly like the original!
by Duellist October 15, 2006
by Purpleblackgirl December 5, 2018
When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light
by hamstring puller November 14, 2016
He wasn't just a flaming homosexual, he was "rb h p ca s"
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention
you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n
by iliketrains. January 15, 2021
by Written by me February 6, 2021
by ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023