Duellist's definitions

H. P. Lovecraft

Perfectly dreadful writer, considered the father of gothic horror stories. Has good ideas, but also has a fascination with long, pointless adjecties and hyperbole. Best known for the short story Call of Cthulhu among other things.

H. P. Lovecraft's writing is so predictable that even the worst translator can translate it from English to Russian to French to English and have it come out exactly like the original!

by Duellist October 14, 2006

elijah

Old Testament Prophet, invoked primarily at Passover;
(Wood) Over-rated, odd looking actor in LOTR trilogy;
NY jazz saxophone prodigy.

By Elijah, I'd rather listen to Elijah play jazz than watch Elijah look blank for an entire movie!

by Duellist July 28, 2006