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Gisele

An amazing girl who has a few friends that she really trusts. She always makes amazing jokes and is incredibly sarcastic. She's also really pretty. While she might seem innocent and nice she's secretly really kinky and gives out amazing handjobs. Whenever she walks past Planned Parenthood she always takes at least one handful of free condoms.
Bob: hey have you seen Gisele?
Abby: yeah! I just saw her leave Planned Parenthood! I think her purse was full of condoms!
Bob: really? She always seems so sweet and innocent

Abby: of trust me, you need to get to know her
by kneelinginthatbathtub June 18, 2017
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Gisele Bundchen

Overrated brazilian model that everyone in U.S. tired hear about her.
Looks to Gisele Bundchen noose that's not beautifull afterall.
by Phair September 25, 2006
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gisele bundchen

The hottest, and also the highest paid supermodel in the world. Also used when describing the body or overall demeanour of an extremely beautiful woman.
That girl's rockin' a Gisele Bundchen body!

It feels like i'm with Gisele Bundchen when i'm with her.
by Sandroh November 2, 2007
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Gyselle

She’s the most amazing person you’ll ever meet but be warned she likes dick. If she wants it she’ll suck it anywhere and everywhere. Someone who does good blowjobs. Be careful if you make her mad she’ll break your dick.
Him: Gyselle gave me a blowjob and it was the other way around....she made me want more!
Her: Do you think Gyselle can do pussy?
by drexco29 December 19, 2018
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gysela

1)an ex pageant queen who is full of herself
2)easily distracted girl that always looks like she's high
3)an easy sex object
"hey man i saw a gysela today"
"oh really? did you have sex with her?"
"nooo i dont trust gyselas anymore they have too many diseases"
by Mirlanca February 4, 2010
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Gisele

Gisele is a weird Asian girl who's normally Cambodian or Laos. Crazy e-girl who likes Indians with names starting with 'S'. She's always got a new 'surprise' for you if you're her current lover. Don't mess with her, she's scary and likes to say super weird shit
examples of the extraordinary things a Gisele could say is:

"Fuck this. Fuck everything." *falls*

"Wtf happened to my camera quality" *Takes a photo using old laptop*
by mai.ass August 16, 2019
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gisele

an annoying ass woman who doesn't get what a joke is and stay mad queen go stupid ig and they are always annoying plus depressed + ratio + have blacked out pfp
gisele = bitch
by youngswaggerman888 November 22, 2021
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