Gozer the Gozarian

When four men pee on a woman and they "cross the streams."

There is a hooker in Vegas named Zuel who will let us do a Gozer the Gozarian on her for $50 per dude!!

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Goozer

When you break up with a girl who quiefs a lot on your dick, and sleeps with other men while dating you. You call her a goozer.

Man you know that chick Spencer I went out with. What a goozer.

by TheOneTheOnly December 5, 2012

goozer

Who who needs not vaction, or who must work through a vacation. Otherwise bearing harsh psychological ramifications

"He goozered away his vacation..."

by Teknion July 25, 2003

gozerbot

An IRC and Jabber bot writen in Python. Runs on any unix-like system. Supports an unlimited number of commands and plugins.

Use gozerbot to look that up.
Tell that quote to gozerbot.
It's up to gozerbot.

by ircdude July 23, 2007

Goozer

A teenager who is not good at video games but still plays them.

Man, Leonard was being such a Goozer last night.

by Goozer July 3, 2015

Gozer

A shortened way to pretty much say how are you or how are you doing / how goes it.

Billy: Hey bob, how gozer?
Bob: well you know my wife just left me… so not great.

by Gatoradefiercebluecherry March 7, 2024

goyzer

It's like when you pull off something so unexpected or super impressive

“You showed up with pizza at 3am and fixed the problem absolute goyzer move.”

“Don’t overthink it. Just goyzer it like Mug and Ryn would.”

by mugryn February 12, 2026