Gurt

A booty or peepee producer

“Let me get some Gurt”

by Maamaa August 15, 2019

Gurt

The watery stuff when you open a cup of yogurt, that wants to make you drink a gallon of dish soap to cleanse yourself

person 1: ew i got loads of gurt in my yogurt today. person 2: you mean whey. person 1: no i mean gurt you fucking casual.

by Islam Muhmmidid 87 September 25, 2019

Gurt

The act of running or starting to run

When Lucas sees a black man he gurts toward him

by Pack Man August 10, 2010

Gurt

A mispronunciation of the name Grant by an asshole Brazilian.

Rainforrest killer: "Hey Gurt hows it going"
Grant: "My name is pronounced "Grant" not "Gurt" asswipe"
Rainforrest killer: "Ok Gurt"

by Donald Trumpalumpa March 21, 2017

Gurtted

when you squeeze something tightly and it all comes gushing out unexpectedly.

i gently grasped the long shaft, and slid my to fingers and thumb up the long tube quickly and with passion, the next thing i know i was being gurtted on from my yogurt tube.

by LennyBooBoo February 7, 2022

Gurt

A fat chode like individual.

"Damn man, he's a fucking GURT!"

by 50cal.al February 28, 2018

Gurt

Short for ‘yogurt’, when you say it. It comes with a throaty GUUURT sound.

“Hey mark, lets go down some GUUURT!” GUUURT being that delicious yogurt.

by KPRT89 May 4, 2019