Grooting

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.

"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"

by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016

Groot

To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.

by Lucubriousness March 13, 2009

Groot

I am Groot.

Groot: I am Groot.

by ShinyFlygon August 7, 2014

gumroot

A individual of such stupidity that by simply existing they disprove the concept of natural selection or evolution.

-the term is not racist in origin and is mostly applied to trailer trash, or hicks

The only way the gumroots ever end up vacationing here is because they got lost when the road ended at the ocean.

by ben buzzy December 29, 2007

groothuis

The resulting pain from being kicked in the sack (see also nuts, balls, testis, taint grenades).

Holy sh** I've got the groothuis, I'm going to throw up.

by JoePhlips January 6, 2009

groot-ized

a bunch o fuckin idiots who think they know everything, yeah right, you know fucking nothing !!!!!

guy 1: hey what are we doing today?
guy 2: just shut up and I'll tell you what you're suppose to do....
guy 3: that's very groot-ized of you asswipe.

by janice joplin July 20, 2009

Grootkop

Arrogant person , being a real Zander .

Girl: there's someone i like

Boy : i know it's me because I'm so amazing

Girl: grootkop!

by Grootbek October 13, 2019