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stale gummy bears

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the only thing worst than war, natural disaster, and secrets you don't know about your mom
I had stale gummy bears last week it was worst then when I found out my mom was a lesbian
by the horizon phantom April 6, 2011
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Teachers gummy bears

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Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."
Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
ge
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by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018
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shitting gummy bears

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Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.
Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…
by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022
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The act of going out of your normal way to make someone else happy, even if it harms you in some way.
similar to: "biting the bullet"
For example:

- You buy a bag of gummy bears, and a friend tells you their favourite ones are the red gummy bears, so you eat anything but the red gummy bears so you could give them to your friend, even if you also like them.

- Almost all the lines at the grocery store are really long, except one, and you decide to wait in the long line since you're not in a hurry and you don't have a lot of groceries. Which makes you have to wait longer, but might make it easier for someone else.

- You're in the middle of an exam, and notice a student struggling. The teacher gets pulled out of the classroom and you don't know how long they will be gone for, but you still decide to whisper the answers to the struggling student.
"You gotta stop always leaving everyone the red gummy bears, you're harming yourself"
"You know, He should sometimes leave me the red gummy bears."
"Thanks for leaving me the red gummy bears!"
"It's nothing, just leaving someone the red gummy bears"
by Nilix July 13, 2022
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Sugar free gummy bears

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Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.
Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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Gummi Bears

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An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus
Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
by fireflybrowncoat September 30, 2012
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