Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.

If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.

by bigtones January 13, 2005

Guided Entry

When someone needs assistance with penetrating their partner.

Predominantly used by blind, poor sighted people or those with an obese partner where finding the correct hole is extremely difficult - guided entry is needed.

Can also become necessary when trying to penetrate with a semi-on. See "Thumbing it in"

Geoff "I had sex with that fat girl last night"
Bob "Did you have to roll her in dough first?"
Geoff "no, she gave me the guided entry"

by Manuel Hung III September 15, 2020

Guided

To know your destination or to know your Direction

Damn that nigga guided Damn am guided.

by Guided.com February 13, 2022

guidedistrict

Fucking Femboy With Dog Shit Aim in CW.

( He want vxlkzients to recommend him some new songs!!!)

Butter_Jello : "guide you sucks at CW"
guidedistrict : "Shit Up CUH!@1@!@##"

by vxlkzientsbigfan June 5, 2022

tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2

noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"

by liroy August 1, 2006

guiedo

Guiedo is the act of two partners putting their asses together. They will then proceed to shit into eachother's assholes.

Bob: Wow, Jerry, you must not have taken a shit for days! I'm still trying to get it all out from last night's guiedo session!

Jerry: *laughs* It's true...

by Guiedo_Man May 1, 2010

guiedo

Italian American. (See also original gangsta

Look at that guiedo in his caddy with his St. Christopher statue on the dashboard!

by John E. Danger January 22, 2004