guestimation

Half way between a guess and and an estimation.

Guy1: You were right! Edouard really is an idiot!
Guy2: So, my guestimations were correct! I knew it from the very beginning!

by Raffik October 27, 2007

guesstimate

The way stupid people say "estimate". They either think they're being cute or clever, or else that it's an actual word. Since it's not any of these, science has yet to offer an explanation for people who consider use of this word acceptable.

My college trig teacher asked us to "guesstimate" values. I wanted to punch her in the mouth.

by mamamooa October 25, 2005

guesstimate

an aproximation; an annoying phrase likely originating from high school science teachers.

Don't know the answer? Make a guesstimate.

by vurp May 1, 2003

Guesstimate

To estimate. To aproximate the total or amount of a value or object.

Derives and is primarily used by persons with below average IQ in place of the actual word "estimate".

I guesstimate my intellegence to be that of a primate.

by Prof. Jonathan D. Kimball January 21, 2005

Guestimating

Best guess, using formulated approach to vaguely reference any particular set of information.

"From the location and smell of urine from the street, I’m guestimating this housewarming is more like a squat party at a crack house."

"I'm guestimating we'll be ready around 6 o'clock."

by Wes Ferguson July 26, 2005

Gastimate

a guesstimate on the gas mileage of a car

A: Hey I bought a new SUV
B: Wow, considering today's gas price, thats a brave purchase

A: Ya, but my buddy drives one of those, his gastimate is 50 km/h.

by LanScript September 25, 2009

Guiltimate

The act of pressing someone verbally by means of guilt and intmidation. Very popular with fathers

Timmy was caught kicking the neighbors dog and the angry neighbors brought timmy to his father who firmly asked him while clenching his teeth, fist and staring with seething rage in his eyes:

"We wont be doing any cruel things like this ever ever again now will we son?"

Timmy saw one of his father's hand on his belt and the other a clenched fist. Timmy looked back at the neighbors and nodded nervously. Timmy's father used the ability to GUILTIMATE with expertise

by BRYCE_THE_RED December 27, 2009