The Legend of Puto San Guelo:
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.
by Pseudo Wisdom May 7, 2013
Get the Puto San Guelo mug.The southern Guido- (adj)- generally a male born in the south. This "gentlemen" drives a truck with stickers such as "salt life" or "costa" and the truck is quite often lifted or equipped with all terrain tires. This gent..leman loves to dress in a polo or Lacoste shirt, khakis and either boat shoes or air maxes. (Guy Harvey shirt and shorts atleast one inch above the knee is needed in casual situations) They always have a pair of sunglasses around thier neck be it day or night and will most likely have hair which will cover the forehead and ears. Hats will bear a college football team or will be a visor bearing "Afco." Some frequent the gym and definatly " can kick anyones ass" even if the opponent is double their size. Packs of southern guidos will infest one bar and "own" the bar. This "southern guido owned" bar is now equivalent to a high school reunion of southern guidos. They love to drink cheap beer in large quantity or cheap whiskey. This young man usually smokes marlboro lights or dips either grizzy or skoal wintergreen. He may or may not smoke marijuana and may or may not take xanax bars. He is a die hard football fan of whichever college team is biggest in his particular state, and hates anything but S.E.C. football. Any sport besides football or baseball is viewed negativelly and thought of as "pussy shit." They hate all northeners, especially northern guidos, but still watch " jersey shore", solely for the reason of making fun of the show.
Kid 1: Man, that bar was full of southern guidos.
Kid 2: I know did you see how they all started trying to fight me because I looked in their general direction?
Kid 1: Yeah, probably because your shirt says Nautica instead of Polo.
Kid 2: I know did you see how they all started trying to fight me because I looked in their general direction?
Kid 1: Yeah, probably because your shirt says Nautica instead of Polo.
by Southern situation June 15, 2012
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Beware this special brand of Staten Island boy - he is unique in his lack of uniqueness. He wasn't "cool" enough to be accepted by the other Staten Island boys due to the fact that he's probably fat and has acne that like, stares you in the face when you encounter him. He overcompensates for everything he lacks in self confidence by guising himself in "panache" and nobility. Oft he feels he has no purpose so he goes for a civil service job, such as firefighter, EMT, or cop. It's his only means of attaining power, and he has the option to make it look like he actually cares about people when the truth is he only cares about his fat pimply self
He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.
He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.
He has sex with anything and everyone (see slut, roast beef curtains, and staten island girl)because he has a complex about not being able to be alone, ever, and being a horny bastard who craves gratification.
He has the Staten Island Accent that makes you want to scream and run in circles with an ultimate goal of sticking your head under the ground, or scream running towards his acne mounds with a pickaxe.
Elizabeth: Wow, look at that Staten Island Wanna-be Guido! He makes me sick; he's going to die alone with some sort of STD.
Maria: Oh fuck yeah. He's getting the clap, I just know it.
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Kathy: That's my partner at work. Truth is I can't stand him.
Kim: Why?
Kathy: He's such a Staten Island Wanna-be Guido; he's ugly but he's got a superiority complex up his ass.
Kim: Ooh! Shh, his girlfriend is coming. Whoa, is that a face?
Kathy: Oh, you mean his fuck buddy? Yeah, well, that unfortunate thing right around where her nose should be is called a face. He doesn't care, he'll stick his dick in anything he can persuade.
Maria: Oh fuck yeah. He's getting the clap, I just know it.
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Kathy: That's my partner at work. Truth is I can't stand him.
Kim: Why?
Kathy: He's such a Staten Island Wanna-be Guido; he's ugly but he's got a superiority complex up his ass.
Kim: Ooh! Shh, his girlfriend is coming. Whoa, is that a face?
Kathy: Oh, you mean his fuck buddy? Yeah, well, that unfortunate thing right around where her nose should be is called a face. He doesn't care, he'll stick his dick in anything he can persuade.
by Joanna Bannana March 19, 2008
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What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.
What you would get if you crossed Jet Li, DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore, and 50 Cent.
Jakub: Hey Scott, did you just hear something?
Scott: No, why?
(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)
Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!
(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)
Scott: No, why?
(shink!, POW!, Creak!, Pftoo!)
Jakub and Scott(filled with cuts and bullet holes): THE SHINOBI GUIDO GANGSTER!
(Found dead in Hong Kompton the next day...)
by The Shinobi Guido Gangster January 28, 2010
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Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009
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