A style of bouldering problem that's short in height but contains burly moves. Commonly sloped slappy holds and body tension required. Not to be underestimated.
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Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
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Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
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Ew! I was geunterized again!
by Steve Vandernagger July 11, 2007
Get the Geunter mug.1. verb - to grumble and mutter simultaneously.
2. verb - to incomprehensibly express displeasure vocally.
2. verb - to incomprehensibly express displeasure vocally.
"Dang kids and their stupid cell phones", the unhappy codger gruttered.
The vocal expression which is gruttered is called a "grutterance".
The vocal expression which is gruttered is called a "grutterance".
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Get the Granter mug.The sinister fusion of country and grunge embodying the unique sound of Seattle. See Seattle local band Red Heart Alarm, the first named "gruntry" band of the NW.
They describe themselves as “gruntry”—grunge meets country, as if that wasn’t instantly obvious. --Mike Seely
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Get the Gruntry mug.A grunger is a person who listens to grunge music mostly from the early 90's Seattle (including bands like Mudhoney, Nirvana, Soundgarden and Green river) and dresses accordingly. A grunger might be caught wearing clothes such as torn jeans, flannel shirts and tennis shoes (or babydoll dresses and screaming red lipstick if she happens to be a girl), but clothing doesn't really make a difference, because a grunger wears clothes that are COMFORTABLE and doesn't pay attention to appearance. A grunger might sometimes be perceived as dirty, because they don't give much thought to hygiene. As it seems, a lot of people have the misconception that a grunger wears baggy jeans and baseball caps and carries around a skateboard. That's not the case though. Grunge has nothing to do with skating and a typical grunger would probably not wear baggy jeans, caps or skating shoes. Grungers are usually past teenage, since the grunge movement became more common in the late 80's and early 90's. Unlike punkers, grungers don't feel the need to be particularly rebellious, they just don't care. Grunge is mostly about the love for a certain kind of music.
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