Taken for Granite

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.

"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020

granite maul spec

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.

Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!

by A_revolver June 16, 2008

Groningen

Province and city in the north of the Netherlands—not to be confused with Holland, which is actually a part of the Netherlands but sometimes used for naming the country— Relatively the largest student town in the country.

A: Where are you from?
B: I'm from Groningen.
A: The city of Groningen?
B: No, the province, I live in Winschoten.

by GRN050 November 4, 2011

Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.

Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.

by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012

wallace and gromit

3 time oscar winning show...episodes last 30 minutes each

wallace and gromit revived the near obsolete wensleydale cheese

by Shitastic December 26, 2004

Gromit

The dog from "Wallace and Gromit".
He never speaks...but his actions are priceless.
How i marvel when he slaps his head in dismay, whenever Wallace messes it up.

haha.

Wallace:"Cheeeeese Gromit"

Wallace:"I'm just crackers about cheeeese Gromit"

Wallace:"Aww Gromit..."

(all quoted from my memory of the Wallace and Gromit films)

by Michael Hinchcliffe January 4, 2008

groint

The area of skin on either side of the nutsack, in between the balls and the thigh and not quite far back enough to be the taint.

Go ahead and rub my groint.

by Shepporama August 28, 2008