groblot

Groblot - When something really shitty happens

Teacher: U've got an F!

Child: Groblot!

by EduardBoon December 9, 2008

GROBAC

Get Run Over By a Car, normally is used/seen on League Of Legends

Toxic Summoner: Nice Flash uninstall the game
Less Toxic Summoner: GROBAC

by Edowādo January 10, 2023

Gobster

Somebody who will say what they think, without worrying about the consequences.

Often says what others around him are thinking, but are too nervous to admit.

Generally on the side of the underdog.

He's that guy at work who keeps dropping the bosses in the shite, yet the bosses are too terrified to get rid of him in-case he spills the beans on the bigger stuff.

"Listen to Gobster over there! He certainly says it how it is, and he doesn't care who hears it!!"

by Namdodger February 16, 2009

gobsmack

Completely dumbfounded, shocked. From the Irish word "gob" meaning "mouth".

We were utterly gobsmacked when we spotted John at a restaurant on Friday night, after having attended his funeral that very morning!

by Terri M. July 25, 2008

Gobstabber

Give someone a blow job in order to back stab someone

Slut 1: What did you do with my boyfriend
Slut 2: I gave him a gobstabber

by abominista March 3, 2011

Gobstabber

Giving someone a blowjob in order to stab someone in the back

Slut 1: What did you do with my boyfriend?
Slut 2: I gave him a gobstabber

by abominista March 4, 2011

Australian Gobstopper

Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.

Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.

by Dr Sheezy August 21, 2021