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Grapevine

When your testicles are pulled out of your ass, dangling, just swinging around like toilet paper that sticks after too much Taco Bell.

(These are not hemorrhoids, those are your balls)
Dude if you back out of family game night one more time, I’m going to Grapevine you in front of the entire family.
by Menace.LP August 7, 2022
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In wrestling, a leg or arm lock that attempts to subdue the opponent by locking his/her leg by the knee (or his/her arm by the elbow) by interlacing your arm/leg with the ones with your oponent. There are many variants to the lock, namely, Inside Leg Grapevine, Outside Leg Grapevine, double inside grapevine, double outside grapevine, elevated double grapevine, elevated double grapevine held wieth one leg, suspended double grapevine "Angelito", suspended double grapevine and double knucklelock, and so many more...
Hey, the guy on the botton is trying a gravepine the top guy's legs!

That guy threw an amazing grapevine, but the top guy escaped!
by Skkeletor January 9, 2009
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Gapevine

Refers to the circulation of a rumor regarding the size of a dude's dick.

The gapevine would be a series of people who have slept with a guy and subsequently talked about the size of his weiner to all their friends, who would then also attempt to or succeed in sleeping with that dude, primarily so they can confirm said rumors regarding weiner size.

See gaping for more info.
"Chad is ugly, and an asshole. How does he get laid so much?"
"He has a big dick."
"How would you know?"
"I heard it through the gapevine."
by sue de nimh June 16, 2016
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Book Grieving

When a book causes you to grieve over its characters or content.
Friend 1: Can I stay here? I'm book grieving.

Friend 2: Not again. But yeah. Why are you 'book grieving' this time?

Friend 1: Alaska just died. And now I'm sad.
by Ruth Connors October 3, 2013
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Horny Grieving

Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.
Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔
by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023
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Grieving Shoeman

When someone is grieving the loss of a loved one and while having sex uses his/her tears as lube.
After my Dad's funeral last night I gave that hot blonde a Grieving Shoeman.
by BNArmy March 31, 2009
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Grapevine

Quite possibly the worst town on the face of the Earth. Known for it's large minority population and inhabitants who serve no purpose to the world around them. The average income of Grapevine sits at around $10,000. Parents hate their children and vice-versa. This problem only compounds Grapevine's many other problems. The crime rate in Grapevine is the highest in the state of Texas and property values are at an all time low due to the fact that there are few homes but many trailer parks and apartment complexes.
Jesse (Grapevine youth): "Hey, you want to go get high?"
Tyrone (Grapevine youth): "Hellz yeah. I know this guy, Julio, he just got out of prison for murdering his 12 year-old sister. He's got an apartment by the high school. We can smoke there."
Jesse: "Sweet, let's go rob this gas station really quick, I'm running short on cash..."
by GrapevineSucks March 7, 2008
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