Gregg is a scammer, he will fuck his friends over. Then he will make you them feel like it’s their fault. He eats his boogers while he drives. Treats women like shit. He will let girls pay for everything. Refuses to get a job. Owes an ungodly amount of back child support. The biggest disappointment is the micro penis. Beware of Gregg’s they can sell an Eskimo ice and only keep people around him if it benefits him in someway. He’s a goofy dresser with his holy shirts shorts with long socks and boots. Gregg is a fuck boy. Gregg will steal your tractor and your calves.

Did you see this Gregg over here riding his wife’s pay check?

Gregg by Superman sucks July 31, 2021

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Gregg

The sexiest of all sexy beasts!

Gregg is without question the sexiest of all sexy beasts!

Gregg by Hacenfjkskryngjt1 November 22, 2021

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Gregg

Noun, unit of measure. Roughly equivalent to two velociraptors or four MILFs. Can also refer to the void inside that makes one wish for death (geek slang usage).

How many Greggs wide is that football field?

Gregg by Lucynda August 21, 2022

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