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Green Bay Packers

A support group for Watonwan County fudge packers who get together and play with each other during the football season.
by Toby Catzilla September 9, 2018
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Green Bay Cheez-it

The act of eating a girls butthole out while she is wearing a Green Bay Packers Cheesehead.
Grant: "Dude I totally gave that girl the Green Bay Cheez-it in the Tundra Lodge's hot tub this weekend"

Will: "Fucking right dude. Its almost as good as my weekend, when I gave my girlfriend the Angry Dragon.
by N. Igger October 19, 2009
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Green Bay Packer

The act of pulling back your foreskin before entry after not having cleaned it for over 2 weeks resulting in all of your dick cheese to be exposed. Forcefully insert said shmegma inside a hole and "pack" your dick cheese.
Mr. Schachter: "You haven't showered in two weeks man."

Rockford: "Yeah man been saving up my dick cheese so I can pull a Green Bay Packer on my girl tonight."
by One-Pump-Shotgun October 8, 2018
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Green Bay Packers

The Green Bay Packers are a football team in the National Football League, and currently the only non-profit, community owned major league professional sports team in the United States. They are owned by over 110,000 stockholders.

The Packers were formed and joined the NFL in 1921, 1 year after the league was founded. They are currently the 2nd oldest team in the NFL, 2 years younger than the Chicago Bears. Therefore the Packers are a very historic franchise, and they have more NFL titles than anyone else: 9 NFL Championships, and an additional 3 modern era Super Bowl victories for a grand total of 12. The Chicago Bears have the 2nd most with 9. Those facts are the basis for the distinguished rivalry that exists between the Packers and Bears. Together they own the longest rivalry in the NFL, having played each other over 170 times.

Green Bay Packers fans are referred to as "Cheeseheads" because of the state of Wisconsin's large cheese production. While it is often debated which NFL team has the biggest/best fan base, it is hard to deny the Packers are at the top since every Packers home game has been sold out since 1960, and the waiting list for season tickets has over 70,000 people on it.
The Green Bay Packers are playing tonight. If I empty my bank account and sell my soul I might be able to get tickets off a scalper.
by Kopy December 26, 2007
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Green Bay Garbage Bag

This is the act of using a garbage bag and duck tape as a condom during sexual intercourse.
Dylan lost his condoms so he quickly scrambled to make a green bay garbage bag.
by Dbottizle February 26, 2010
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Green Bay Cheesecloth

Ejaculating into a tissue, paper towel, washcloth, etc. and then rubbing the "cloth" into someone's face.
I gave my girlfriend a Green Bay Cheesecloth last night when she was on the computer. She didn't talk to me the rest of the night.
by salzie October 16, 2008
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Green Bay Packered

1. When the weed is so good, or the hit is so large, that you're totally and unequivocally stoned after just one hit. Typically only happens with a bong.

2. Just really damn high.
Dude, I'm fucking Green Bay Packered.
by ugh no November 10, 2015
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