grasshopper

Smoking weed with a bunch of different groups without remaining loyal to a certain group that you enjoy smoking with, smoking just because that group has weed and you want to smoke even if you just did.

Marissa went to a party last night, like the grasshopper she is she smoked with her best friends, left them, smoked again with the guys, and again with the girls that were in the corner.

by PotentiaLover April 30, 2011

grasshopper

one who is a lazy person who lets someone else do work for them. ie a reference to the children's story about the ant and the grasshopper.

mike:whats due for tomorrow's math homework?
Steve:umm pages 24-31 wanna do them now?
Mike: no, ill just copy it off you tomorrow morning
Steve:...
mike:wha?
Steve: ur such a fucking grasshopper man
Mike: what does that even mean?!
Steve: go urb that shit u grasshopping bitch

by Benjaminraphi October 7, 2007

grasshoppers

to lose control of a swing so that you're swinging wildly

Watchout! You're going grasshoppers and you'll hit something!

by Miko Monkey February 12, 2006

Grasshopper

the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper

Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin"
Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though"
Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon

by #BuddyPOW May 1, 2011

Grasshopper

Synonym for bootlicker.

Have you seen Alex? He's the biggest grasshopper in the class.

by HK#337 June 29, 2021

grasshopper

Party planner. The one who makes the plans for a large group

Jane was the grasshopper for our sorority outing.

by PetiniaStinkypits December 28, 2005

Grasshopper

A 'grasshopper' refers to a distasteful male or female - usually someone ugly, usually always stupid and annoying. The term is most commonly used when you are out in a social situation and somebody awful won't leave you alone. There is a hand gesture to accompany the term, which consists of you using the pointer finger of each hand to imitate antenni.

*Two attractive females are at a popular bar, minding their own business. An awful man approaches them, inisisting that they dance with him, and eventually leaves, after tireless refusals from the females.*

Sarah: Wow. That guy just wouldn't leave us alone.
Steph: I know. What a grasshopper.

*Two attractive females watch as an extremely unfortunate looking, drunk woman cracks onto some attractive men. The females then go and save the males from this drunk woman*

Steph: Woah. What a grasshopper.
Sarah: She is a grasshopper for sure.
Male: Definite grasshopper.
Male 2: Thanks for saving us from that grasshopper.

by Vivianne and Frances October 3, 2010